July 9, 2011

Five things that turn me on this summer



#1 Pubes

You might associate the bush with traumas from the swimming bath when you were a kid and grown up women were waving their hairy vaginas in your eye level (because they were young in the 60s/70s). But pubic hair is super in right now! You literally cannot open a fashion magazine or look at an American Apparel advert without staring into somebody’s bush. And now that I think about it – why did we ever start shaving in the first place? The only people that go hairless nowadays are people with fake tans / the kids from Paradise Hotel.

Bonus info: Models like Erin Wasson, Daria Werbowy (below) and Kate Moss are all fans of pubes!


Also - hairy armpits are hot in a rock'n roll-kind of way. In East London underground cultures the girls have them too!


#2 People on crutches

One of my girlfriends recently staggered around on crutches do to a sprained ankle and she could verify a considerable increase in attention given by men. (After further research I actually discovered the existence of such term as “crutch fetish”). I’m not completely sure what it is - It might be some sort of protective instinct towards people looking fragile and vulnerable - but there’s definitely something hot about crutches!



@Blaine Harrison – vocals in London-based band Mystery Jets and hot on crutches. (He also has a cool haircut).


#3 Nerds

I know, this one isn’t a new one. Geeky actors like Michael Cera, Jesse Eisenberg and Christopher Mintz-Plasse (AKA McLovin) have long been considered major sex objects - And for a reason! The worship of the nerd may have started as the society’s way of acclaiming the brain, but a nerd is so much more than just that. Acting awkwardly, dressing like a retard and intelligence towards specific (and sometimes weird) topics are all kind of things that make the nerd super attractive!

Amusingly, many nerds are still unaware of their new state of coolness, and therefore they might act shy, especially around girls (which only make them hotter and super fun to hit on).


Even Naomi Clark, 90210 is seen with a nerd on her arm these days. OBVS, it means that you should do the same.


#4 Dating someone outside your age box

George Clooney or Justin Bieber. Wisdom and maturity can be just as attractive as youth and naivety. Once and for all: It’s not about the age – It’s about the person. Though, dating someone under the age of legal consensual sex is considered “taking it too far”.



Artist Sam Taylor-Wood (44) is in a relationship with actor (and eye-candy) Aaron Johnson (21).


#5 Guy-on-guy action

Two guys making out is beautiful, sensitive and super hot! (Straight guys - take note!) If a girl says she doesn’t think so, she either lying or out of her mind. Not convinced? Have a look at these images.






 
.. And a few things that don't

Underaged emo boys tonguing each other on every street corner –That’s just annoying.

Guys who sleep with their Ray-Bans on.

Grown up men with serious Oedipus complexes. Or wait… Is that hot?